High 5

Here are my Top 5 reasons to wank more often:
1. It smells good.
2. If you can't love yourself, who can you love?
3. It's good to spread your genetic materials around. Makes for a more diverse world.
4. It makes the baby Jesus cry. Pay back!
5. You can legitimately call yourself a self-saucing pudd - no need for metaphors! Great!
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Give in to your carnal desires several times every day. Go on.